TUTORIAL ON HOW TO COMBAT A UFO (or Unidentified Flying Ok-ok)

You are having a good time FB-ing, then suddenly you hear the sound of a flying ipis and you start to freak out.

So this is how you protect yourself from that unwanted small creature that is very nakakapraning when it flies. ;)

Simple. Pirst, you go to your bedroom and get your bespren kumot or blanket in English.

Then, you wear it like a veil or like an Abu member. Be sure that your arms are also covered and protected.

Third, you go back with a high level of conpidence that the ipis will not be able to land on your skin especially on your neck area because that area has a high level of sensitivity.

Fourth, when the UFO is now lost in space and you think that you’re free, grab your camera and take photos of yourself like these, showing that you survived the hulga sa kinabuhi or death threat.

Then you make a collage out of the photos and chadan! You can now see how freakish your face is just because of that ifish. :))

Alright, so the next time you have that unwanted visitor in your house, follow these steps and I assure you that everyching will be under your control. Ting! ;)

At your service,

Mavi Giggle :D

FROM NOW ON

FROM NOW ON, I'll keep reminding myself to be careful not to attach myself easily with people no matter how much they make me happy. People come and go. I don't know what's wrong with me but it seems that people whom I want to keep with me don't stay in my life longer. That happens to me a lot. One minute, we're close. The next thing I know, things change and tug at my heartstrings. Sudden changes definitely suck big time.

FROM NOW ON, I'll keep reminding myself that, for me not to be sad and get hurt, the only people I should be needing in my life are those who need me in theirs too. Keep the ones who keep me and let go of the ones who let me go. It has always been difficult for me because I always do the other way around. I keep holding on, then all of a sudden, they leave. I let myself fall into a pit of illusion that once we get to talk every day and we get to be together every now and then that means they will no longer walk out my life.

FROM NOW ON, I'll think first before I try hard to chase after those who walk out. No matter how much I like to be with them and how much I want to keep them forever, some are just not worthy to be run after. Some really are meant to stay only for a while, and it's ironic that most of the time, they are the ones whom I want to be with always.

FROM NOW ON, these pieces of realization will serve as my boundary not to get myself hurt again, as much as possible. There will be a lot of people for me to meet along the way. Yes I'm friendly but I just have to be extra careful in order to save my little heart. :)